Purveyors & Stockists

Who Shall Broker Sir Kensington’s Ketchup?

Throughout history and with the help of his patented time machine, Sir Kensington prepared individual batches for the following special venues:

• The First Greek Olympiad

• Meetings at The Bohemian Grove

• The Inauguration of the Taj Mahal

• Winston Churchill’s War Room on Allied Victory day

• Calvin Coolidge's personal speakeasy during Prohibition

Interested in stocking the ketchup in your fine establishment? Wish you could buy Sir Kensington's Gourmet Scooping Ketchup in your home town? Know a restaurant that is up to Sir Kensington quality? Contact Sir Kensington himself and inform him of such ideal venues. Rumor has it that his email is read to him by the choral assembly of the Vatican, so he’ll be bound to listen.